After almost giving up hope and accepting my status as a bloody-lipped wretch, I made my way to Walgreen's. The pharmacist helped me find the answer to my prayers, which you will find below.
Step 1: Add a small amount of your daily facial cleanser and some warm water to the Facial Cleansing Sponge and gently buff away as much of dead skin as you can {don't hurt yourself!}
Step 2: Take a pea-sized amount of the Apricot Scrub and lightly scrub your lips until they are relatively smooth. Rinse with warm water.
Step 3: This is the most important step. Generously coat your lips {as well as the surrounding area} with the Eucerin Smoothing Repair Creme.
This stuff is thick, so you do not need a lot. It also leaves a white film on your lips, so I would recommend doing this before you go to bed and reapplying very small amounts during the day.
After one night of doing this my lips felt baby smooth. I hope this helps!
Walgreen's Facial Cleansing Sponges: $3.99
Walgreen's Apricot Scrub {Mini version}: $0.99
Eucerin Smoothing Repair Creme: $5.99
-Nuria